In honor of Mr. Patterson finally getting back on Insta, here’s our faces. Even though he tried to poison me later that night.
That one time I was a great friend & went to a wedding w/Asscramps so I took him to BG to see my dad’s band afterwards. My ‘rents like him more than they do me.. #thestruggle #fancypants #flashbackfriday #icantstopthehashtags #imtooannoyingtoday #sorryyall
Just a couple of the many times that I decided Judey would look better with a french braid. I stand by my decision. #flashbackfriday #thatsathingright #whatever #tooturnt #hashtagfever
thank god for american apparel or else i would never know what these tights would look like when i’m doing my velociraptor impression
Soakin’ with my BooBear after work. Tru luv, y’all. @cacklingseahag <3 #marriedlife
I can’t take a picture of my entire body & face without throwin’ it back to ‘05.. so midriff pix are the new thing. #suchtrend #muchstyle
Soaking our feet after work. Straight chillin’ #marriedlife